Once upon a time Little Red
Riding Hood was walking through the forest to her grandmother's house. She
was carrying a basket full of wonderful goodies for her and her
grandmother to eat...
she also had a big gun to protect herself in the woods.
One day Little Red Riding Hood came upon a Fox. The fox looked at Little
Red and says "Little Red Riding hood, what are you doing walking in
the forest by yourself. You know if the wolf catches you he will rip your
clothes off and fondle your titties."
Little Red sighs and smiles at the fox and slowly opens her basket and
shows the fox her gun and says "No he won't, see I have a gun to
protect myself." She smiles and skips away from the fox to her
grandmother's house.
Little red gets deep within the forest when she comes upon a bear who
wanders up to her and smells the yummy food in the basket then thinks to
himself for a second and says, "What are you, stupid, Little Red? You
know if the Wolf catches you alone in the forest he's going to rip your
clothes off and fondle your titties."
Little Red shows the bear the big gun in her basket and smiles, "No
he won't I have a big gun in my basket ...." She pulls out the gun
"See, nothing can harm me." Little Red smiles and skips to
grandmother's house.
Little red finally makes it to grandmother's house...and knocks on the
door...no one answers so she goes right in. She walks to the bed, sees the
Wolf and screams as the Wolf yells, "Little Red Riding Hood, I am
going to rip your clothes off and fondle your titties!"
The wolf reaches out to her and Little Red smiles and pulls out her gun
and yells, "No you're not! You are going to EAT ME, JUST LIKE THE
BOOKS SAYS!"
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